Too many protesters, not enough killing.
Recently, people from all walks of life all over the country have converged on the wall street stock exchange as part of the Occupy Wall street movement.
I actually agree with the movement in principle. Everybody knows that assholes in pin striped suits perpetrated the largest theft of our nation’s treasury in recorded history. Then they bailed out foreign banks and “too big to fails” with stolen money effectively destroying our very concept of free markets.
What started as a few people with some low tech signs has quickly turned into a wildfire of hippie assholes in drum circles too stupid to form complete thoughts when speaking to national camera crews. It is sad, really. People all over the country were looking at this protest with hope. Hope that Americans were finally pissed off enough with the money changers and their elitist agenda to steal our wealth and keep the people enslaved under debt. Hope that finally people were uniting to put an end to the corruption all souls know is on Wall Street and the crimes perpetrated by the same criminals who have led our country again and again to artificial bubbles, incredible inflation, and the devaluation of the dollar.
Sadly, just like the Tea Party movement was hijacked and destroyed by the Republicans, the Democrats have done the same thing to the Occupy Wall Street crowd. Big stars with socialist agendas and union crime bosses have converged like a pack of vultures to lead this unorganized rabble to the promised land using the same old tired left-wing arguments. They blame the rich and the free market system [which we don't have] and make Obama the savior of the poor and champion of the disenfranchised.
The protesters call the movement a revolution. This is not a revolution! Why can’t people understand that until they show up to these events openly armed so they can’t be controlled by police that nothing will ever change? Politicians with huge wallets and the special interest controlled media will drown their voices out with a chorus of pundits, articles, and misinformation. If the protesters get to rowdy the police will simply beat them down with rubber bullets and batons. This is not a revolution- this is a joke. This is what revolution looks like!
Soon this protest will be dust in the wind. Few people will even remember it existed, and only then in obscure anecdotes. America is waiting for true revolution and it can’t be done peacefully anymore. The system is too corrupt, the special interests are too large, the money changers have too much power.
Let me tell you instead how a protest like this should be conducted- but never will- because protesters have obviously become a bunch of dope-smoking hippie fucks that refuse to do anything that even remotely looks like real civil disobedience.
The Protesters Guide
1. Cops only understand one thing- Force! They are trained to control a situation through numbers and intimidation. Descending in force on protesters with batons, riot shields, and pepper spray bombs is the highlights of their day. They have been trained to think that you are the enemy and that their authority is supreme. You are not making a powerful statement by being led like lambs to the slaughter. Instead, the police think you are a joke and the media backs them up. You have the right to openly carry firearms in this country. The entire purpose of that right is so you don’t have to feel intimidated by armed government officials showing up and trying to shut your voice down through fear. Do you think this kind of machine is really afraid of you and your little cardboard sign?
2. You have been conditioned to believe that real change can be wrought with peaceful protest. It can’t. Not anymore. So why even bother?
What do you think police would do if 10,000 armed protesters showed up to peacefully protest? I have no idea myself, since protesters have no balls and won’t do it. Instead they urinate on a police vehicle to show “The Man” that they aren’t gonna take it. WOW, what an incredible showing of civil disobedience. Tools! Here is how protests should start.
3. Grow a sack!
When police show up to your protest, tell them to get the fuck out. Stop letting them dictate what streets you are “allowed” to march through. Stop letting them dictate where the “official protest” areas are. I thought this was supposed to be a revolution, nancy boy! I don’t remember reading about George Washington holding rallies in ‘British Police Authorized Only’ zones! If it’s really a revolution, then act like it. Here’s a guy that understands that at least a little bit!
4. Elect some leadership in your groups for god’s sake. Stop letting every hippy fuck and slacker jerk off talk to camera crews. They make you look like fucking idiots. Have official spokesmen that talk for the group, and tell everybody else to shut the fuck up! The protesters know why they are there, but leave it to articulate people to explain it to others. Trust me- when kids in hemp pants using sweat shop made iPhones, tweeting on their corporate sponsored laptops start talking about the evils of capitalism, nobody pays attention.
5. Never allow people to attack private business, EVER! If protesters start breaking into shops and stealing things, the police can rally public support to take your protest down! If you need to attack something make sure it’s a government building. Nobody gives a shit about those. Also, you can at least make the argument that you’re destroying shit you already paid for.
In closing, stop calling this pathetic, uninteresting protest a revolution. When you are prepared to start doing this to the assholes who have been destroying our liberties for the past hundred years, look me up.
Until then call it what it really is: A left wing sponsored asshole-fest full of hypocrites, and drum circle, fire-spinning, rave going shitheads that can’t even explain their cause when asked.
Good luck with your “Revolution!”