I am sick and tired of politically correct speech and people who use it. Trying to cleverly phrase what you are saying so that everybody universally will not get offended is horseshit. I am not buying it. You see, smart people can see right through the PC crowd’s little ruse. We still know what you are actually saying and trying to hide with your PC speech. You are not fooling us.
For the most part I don’t really understand PC speech. Why not just say what you actually mean instead of trying to water it down for public use? Fuck the public! If their little pussies get hurt when you call a spade a spade, then let them hurt. 99% of us would prefer it that way.
The worst part about PC speech is how the PC crowd has outlawed swearing and nudity on TV. What the hell is wrong with you people? Oh! I get it. Saying “that smells like a turd” is totally different than saying “that smells like shit!” We are so fucking clueless that we can’t in any way make the logical jump in our heads that what you actually intended to say and indeed even implied the word “shit” but you cleverly masked “shit’s” odor with the word turd. Bravo, you stupid bastard!
Then there is nudity on TV. Yes I know. We don’t want poor little Randy who is only 8 years old to see a pair of boobs on TV. He needs to earn it the old fashion way. By stealing dad’s porno mags from under his bed or going over to little Timmy’s house to watch mommy’s box of porn videos. Give me a break. You are protecting nothing by showing no nudity on TV, and just so you PC fuckers know…you are actually naked under your clothes. I swear! I am not making it up at all.
Let me try to translate some of this ridiculous and destructive PC speech for the PC crowd so in the future they know how to actually relay effective non watered down information.
Blacks are not “African American.” They are just American. If they are not Americans and are Africans then they are just Africans. There is a good reason not to call black people African American. One great reason is that a good many have no African roots and come instead from places like Jamaica. Also, I have noticed the PC crowd get all messed up when trying to describe somebody as a mixed race. Let me show you how this can be done easily and effectively. You always go with the fathers race as the primary and the mothers race as the secondary. So, if your dad was black and your mom was white you are “Half White.” On the other hand of your dad is white and your mom is black then you are “Half Black”. If your dad was from Jamaica and your mom was from Cuba, yet you were born in the states you are not “African American, Hispanic American, and American American.” You are a “half Mexican”. Why a Mexican, even though you are not from Mexico? Let me clue you in- whites can’t tell the fucking difference, plus it just makes your fucked up chronology easier to explain. By the way, calling a black man black is no more racist than calling a white man white. Stop worrying about it, you sissies.
Let me translate a few more of these that piss me off.
It is not a “Gay Pride Parade.” It is ”A bunch of faggots blocking traffic.” Don’t get mad at me, that’s what people actually call it. Who can blame them? Most of us don’t give a shit that you bang butt, it just pisses us off that you have to shut down traffic to explain it to us like we are too stupid to understand.
You are not a “Tolerant Feminist.” You are a “Fat chick that can’t get get dick.”
You are not a “Strong Black Woman.” You are “Hen-pecking bitch.”
You are not “Trans-gendered.” You are “A surgically-altered, mutilated, freak.”
You are not “Mobility challenged.” You are “Too fucking fat to push a cart.”
You are not “United Workers of the world.” You are “Fucking Communists.”
You not a “Sexual predator.” You are “A sick boy raper,” or good old-fashioned “rapist.”
You are not “An undocumented worker.” you are “A border hopping, illegal immigrant.”
You are not a “Free Spirit.” You are “A dip shit.”
The list goes on and on. You are not “Seasoned” you are “fucking old.” People need to deal with reality. The reality is the only type of people who get offended by the truth are the same people you can never get to accept it. So why bother placating them with PC speech? It is draining, useless, and who gives a shit? Fuck em! I am not going to alter the way I say things just to make your truth-denying ass feel better. I am not going to try to spare your retarded feelings by telling your drunk ass you have a disease. You don’t have a fucking disease, you just need to stop drinking!
You PC people make me sick. Get the fuck off of my highly exploitable planet right now. All you do is get in the way of social progress, and prevent truth tellers from telling the truth by trying to shame them into shutting up. You are scum !
I can’t believe it is 2012 and women are still actually following the dying religion that is feminism. Leave it to a woman to follow an obviously failed ideology for most of her life.
There have been many good articles about why feminism sucks in general, but I thought maybe I could reach out to feminists and save them from themselves. Now, I know many men out there think they can cure feminists by inserting their penis into one and humping the stupid out of them, but I am here to tell you it doesn’t work. Slapping them across their face doesn’t work either, because feminists are cowardly hypocrites that want equal rights until they get punched in the face. Then all of a sudden they say “I am a girl! I can’t believe he hit a girl!” Well believe it darlin’. That is how men get treated- with barbarism and ass kicking!
First, lets be honest. Women are not equal to men. It all comes down to 1 word, Testosterone! We have more of it and it makes us literally better at everything. It makes us faster, stronger, smarter and able to kick the average [and above average] woman’s ass if we decide the blood her nose produces goes good with our satin tie.
Feminists are the destroyers of the natural world. They actually think women are equal to men….I know, crazy isn’t it?
I decided I would point out (using my testosterone-filled man brain that beats the crap out of a feminist’s with one hand tied behind it’s back while enjoying a bowl of soup) why feminism is stupid and hypocritical.
First, let us examine the real reason feminists are upset. I pulled this picture from feminist.com showing their members and supporters to illustrate what the gripe really is. I circled the faces of the ones I wouldn’t have sex with. I also highlighted the one who’s sexuality is in question.
As you can clearly see, I would have zero sex with any of these women regardless of liquor intake. Since I am a very attractive man, I assume that other very attractive men also won’t have sex with them. Which puts them into the unfuckable category.
To be perfectly honest, if I couldn’t have sex with an attractive woman again for the rest of my life I would probably kill myself [hint hint]. These miserable creatures, though, decided that since they couldn’t have a decent man they would try to torture men to death instead using incessant bitching and their silly right to vote.
I want to reach out these women and try to help them get past their obvious physical shortcoming so that they no longer have an emotionally stunted existence filled with bitching and moaning about how oppressed women are, while leaving out how depressed men are having to hear about it. Below are a few tips to the women over at feminist.com to help them reach their obvious goal of attracting a smart and handsome man.
1. Lose some weight porkies.
For gods sakes your woman bodies are hideous. Do you switch off between bitching on the loud mic and stuffing cream filled treats into your mouths? How in the hell do you manage to scream about equality without your blood sugar bottoming out? I would also like to know how the shit you burn your bras with pudgy hands. Isn’t hard to work the Bic?
It isn’t that fat chicks aren’t allowed to have some love- they are! The problem you Fem creatures have is that fat chicks can usually get boned because they are really cool to hang out with, thus making up for their fatness and counter-acting a hot male’s general disgust at even being around them. Fem creatures are not cool to hang out with because they have no sense of humor and, well…they are fem creatures. Who wants to hang out with a bitch all day- especially a fat one?
2. Have you thought about plastic surgery? You should have by now because your faces look like they were pulled off by draft horses then sewn back on by leather face. At least wear some more make up or something. For the love of god do you actually like getting seen in public looking like that?
3. Stop burning your bras! Seriously stop it! Trust me when I tell you that you need them.
Now you might be thinking “Hey Unrighteousfury, you prick, maybe these hogs from aboutfeminist.com are gross and unboneable but that doesn’t mean most feminists aren’t attractive!
Really? Lets take a look shall we. Here are some pics of some of the most famous fem creatures of all time.
Think I hand picked these women? Think again.
Any feminist I have looked up is an ugly old hog. Look for yourself.
Feminists are the left overs. They are the women that get upset that other women have hot men and try to convince them it is wrong by telling them that being with a man is shackling. The truth is they are pissed off that you have a man that is willing to sleep with you. It is as simple as that.
Let me tell you where the feminist ideal really starts to fail though. You see, technology is all that allows women to have any real intrinsic value on society. They can type, and do some basic math for accounting- oh and lets not forget most teachers are women [yuck]. Look how well that has worked for our young.
Think women can do more, do you? That’s because you never looked at the statistics. A whopping 83% of engineering degrees are earned by men, while women get useless degrees in the arts. That’s right! Men are out there building shit like bridges and spaceships. It’s time women just came out and said the truth. It isn’t that you don’t want to work on engineering projects you just can’t! Anybody who has ever seen a woman try to build something knows instinctively that it is going to be a fail! How many female mechanics would you take your car to? That’s what I thought.
Sooner or later the technological clock is going to go back to zero. Either a cataclysmic event will happen, or a man made event will happen, but rest assured it will happen. Technology will one day [and probably soon] collapse. When that happens men are going to begin to look at women like we used to. Simply put, how much value is a feminist going to bring to the table when technology fails? Let’s find out.
The first value a woman will have in a post apocalyptic society will of course be her sex appeal. As we have plainly seen feminists don’t have any.
The second value will be a woman’s ability to birth children and be a good mother. Feminists selfishly believe that children are burdensome to women [like women have so much more to offer]. Because of this, feminists have lost their mommy instinct. Men pick up on that, just so you fem creatures know. If you have no sex appeal or ability to be a good mom, men will just pass right by you [kinda like they do now].
The third thing men will look for is obedience from their women. I can almost see the fems shivering at the mere mention of this quality. Think about it though, why should I protect you from marauding men, psychopaths, and the elements if you can’t suck up to me a little bit, ok…well maybe a lot.
Yup! When the technological clock goes back to zero fems will be fucked, and not in a good way. I just don’t see what value they will bring to the table. A fem might say “We will build our own female communes that are self sufficient and do our own hunting and grow our own food.” Fine. That will work out perfectly until a band of marauding testosterone filled men decide to take it from you. Guess what? There won’t be a damn thing you can do about it either.
In today’s society you are only just tolerated not liked. In a post apocalyptic society you will be worse than useless. I am here to help you, though, fem creatures. I know…. BIG HEART! I have included some pictures below to help you on your hopefully new found quest to be the subservient, child bearing, man obeying, woman you have the potential to be.
Step 1: Practice sucking now!
Step 2: Learn how to carry our shit like the mule you will be.
Step 3: Shut the fuck up!
Welp, good luck to ya. I hope these tricks and tips can help the feminist movement going forward. Even if you decide not to follow them now make a mental note…sooner or later…