I am sick and tired of politically correct speech and people who use it. Trying to cleverly phrase what you are saying so that everybody universally will not get offended is horseshit. I am not buying it. You see, smart people can see right through the PC crowd’s little ruse. We still know what you are actually saying and trying to hide with your PC speech. You are not fooling us.
For the most part I don’t really understand PC speech. Why not just say what you actually mean instead of trying to water it down for public use? Fuck the public! If their little pussies get hurt when you call a spade a spade, then let them hurt. 99% of us would prefer it that way.
The worst part about PC speech is how the PC crowd has outlawed swearing and nudity on TV. What the hell is wrong with you people? Oh! I get it. Saying “that smells like a turd” is totally different than saying “that smells like shit!” We are so fucking clueless that we can’t in any way make the logical jump in our heads that what you actually intended to say and indeed even implied the word “shit” but you cleverly masked “shit’s” odor with the word turd. Bravo, you stupid bastard!
Then there is nudity on TV. Yes I know. We don’t want poor little Randy who is only 8 years old to see a pair of boobs on TV. He needs to earn it the old fashion way. By stealing dad’s porno mags from under his bed or going over to little Timmy’s house to watch mommy’s box of porn videos. Give me a break. You are protecting nothing by showing no nudity on TV, and just so you PC fuckers know…you are actually naked under your clothes. I swear! I am not making it up at all.
Let me try to translate some of this ridiculous and destructive PC speech for the PC crowd so in the future they know how to actually relay effective non watered down information.
Blacks are not “African American.” They are just American. If they are not Americans and are Africans then they are just Africans. There is a good reason not to call black people African American. One great reason is that a good many have no African roots and come instead from places like Jamaica. Also, I have noticed the PC crowd get all messed up when trying to describe somebody as a mixed race. Let me show you how this can be done easily and effectively. You always go with the fathers race as the primary and the mothers race as the secondary. So, if your dad was black and your mom was white you are “Half White.” On the other hand of your dad is white and your mom is black then you are “Half Black”. If your dad was from Jamaica and your mom was from Cuba, yet you were born in the states you are not “African American, Hispanic American, and American American.” You are a “half Mexican”. Why a Mexican, even though you are not from Mexico? Let me clue you in- whites can’t tell the fucking difference, plus it just makes your fucked up chronology easier to explain. By the way, calling a black man black is no more racist than calling a white man white. Stop worrying about it, you sissies.
Let me translate a few more of these that piss me off.
It is not a “Gay Pride Parade.” It is ”A bunch of faggots blocking traffic.” Don’t get mad at me, that’s what people actually call it. Who can blame them? Most of us don’t give a shit that you bang butt, it just pisses us off that you have to shut down traffic to explain it to us like we are too stupid to understand.
You are not a “Tolerant Feminist.” You are a “Fat chick that can’t get get dick.”
You are not a “Strong Black Woman.” You are “Hen-pecking bitch.”
You are not “Trans-gendered.” You are “A surgically-altered, mutilated, freak.”
You are not “Mobility challenged.” You are “Too fucking fat to push a cart.”
You are not “United Workers of the world.” You are “Fucking Communists.”
You not a “Sexual predator.” You are “A sick boy raper,” or good old-fashioned “rapist.”
You are not “An undocumented worker.” you are “A border hopping, illegal immigrant.”
You are not a “Free Spirit.” You are “A dip shit.”
The list goes on and on. You are not “Seasoned” you are “fucking old.” People need to deal with reality. The reality is the only type of people who get offended by the truth are the same people you can never get to accept it. So why bother placating them with PC speech? It is draining, useless, and who gives a shit? Fuck em! I am not going to alter the way I say things just to make your truth-denying ass feel better. I am not going to try to spare your retarded feelings by telling your drunk ass you have a disease. You don’t have a fucking disease, you just need to stop drinking!
You PC people make me sick. Get the fuck off of my highly exploitable planet right now. All you do is get in the way of social progress, and prevent truth tellers from telling the truth by trying to shame them into shutting up. You are scum !
I am so tired of hearing all of these pussies whining about guns. Guns kill people blah blah blah. So fucking what?! You silly pansy. I swear if I hear one more network talking head [who usually look like ugly lesbians....wait let me correct that- who are ugly lesbians] I will have to gas an entire shoe box full of yipping kittens. Why would I do that, you ask? What did the kitten ever do to me? NOTHING! Men don’t need a reason to kill random shit for our own amusement. Once again it looks like it falls to Unrighteousfury in all of his breath taking man beauty to set you dumb shits straight on this topic by using infallible logic.
Lets take a look at what pussies [oh I'm sorry, I meant society tweaking intellectuals] have to say on the subject, and then I will of course show you the many reasons their arguments resemble donkey abortions.
1. Our founders used muskets, they never could have envisioned that we would have things like AK47′s and AR15′s
You are so right dumbass! They also probably couldn’t have envisioned telephones, the internet, or movies! All of which are protected by the first amendment. I guess if it is speech it should be protected, but if it is guns NOOO! They should be regulated, and there should be background checks. Know what the founders did have access to? Gunpowder, heavy mortars, cannons, and grenades. Let’s look at the second amendment again, shall we?
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
Do you see anything that says “Shall not be infringed unless it is a cannon, mortar, or grenade”? Oh you don’t? Well then shut the fuck up girly man! The founders obviously wanted us to have serious firepower so we could blow the shit out of anything that looked at us cross eyed. Does that mean that I think you should go hunting with a cannon that shoots bowling balls in order to take out Bambi by a stream? Obsofuckinglutely! If you can get it out there, take the shot, and kill the fuzzy bastard then more power to you!
2. We need background checks because we don’t want dangerous people to get guns.
Dangerous people have access to all of the other rights don’t they? Did Hitler use a gun to take over the government in his country? NO! He used fucking words! I say words are far more dangerous yet have far less regulation. Why? Because people are pussies that’s why! Dirty bearded slits, a bunch of vertical monkey mouths! Dangerous people already have tons of access to guns! Or do you think an 18 year old fresh out of high school who is taught to say “Yes sir!” to every order, and is trained to a physical peak is somebody “Safe?” If you do, then you are most likely a moron and should be bludgeoned nearly to death and left atop an ant hill with heavily sugared syrup poured on your head.
3.What about the children?
I have no idea where this stupid idea that children’s lives are more important than adult lives came from but it is just fucking silly. The very same people that want to regulate guns are all for women assassinating their child in their womb, but if the child gets shot outside the whom well…..that’s just wrong!
Learn the difference assholes. There is a certain way children must be assassinated!
4. The Europeans can’t have guns or heavily regulate them and there is way less crime.
All that this means is that Europeans are morons! I bet the Jews getting gassed in the camps wished they had guns, or the millions in Soviet Gulags. Hey you know what though? Fuck it! There’s less gun crime right?
Moving on, let’s talk about the coolness factor of guns. It is a well proven fact that attractive women are far more likely to have lots of sex with men who are heavily armed. Men who smoke and also have guns double in coolness. While men who drink, smoke, and shoot guns triple in coolness.
I see you are skeptical, well just take a look for yourself.
Now honestly ladies which one do you want to bone more?
As you can clearly see, holding a gun makes you instantly more boneable. So look guys, don’t listen to the 1% of women you are trying to impress by being anti-gun. Make a stand now! Tell them you want to shoot into the sky while they are pleasing you. Trust me no chick wants a pussy….unless they are already fucked up!
Lets look at some practical and scientific data explaining the awesomeness of guns. Below you will find a simple math equation anybody can follow.
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Look, if you are some kind of anti-gun pussy that’s fine. I don’t give a shit! When the zombie apocalypse comes you will cover my get away because I will Shane-shoot you in the fucking leg while I make good my escape. On the other hand, if you are tired of never getting laid, looking like a dork, and sick of having to suppress your man urge to waste cuddly critters, you should leave the pussy side of the force immediately.